Qualify as a Chartered MB

Qualifications are not everything, but they do tend to signify that the holder has reached a certain level of competence or, in the case of a Miserable Bastard, incompetence. How can it be that marketers, colourists and financial planners have secured chartered status, but not MBs? The Privy Council should act in the public interest and allow suitable candidate
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SNP Outfoxes Cameron

In the first show of its strength in Westminster, the SNP has succeeded in forcing a delay on a vote to relax hunting laws in England and Wales. Mistress Sturgeon was clearly delighted at her success and was quick to announce to the world’s media that Mr David was not master of all he surveyed. What a coup fo
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Predictable Tests Miss Steaks

One off the create at intentions is predict ability tests. It makeshift early too writers massages. Justin last geek, I tested a fiend to meat four lungs and he’d agreement. When we metered, I sail: “wood you lick a drinker?” “Over curse” he sail, “but candle have a hand John fist?”
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All in a Game of Football

Jeff Robinson was never satisfied. The worst occasion was when his team was 8-0 up and in the last minute it conceded an own goal. He didn’t stop moaning for a week. Jeff – look at it this way, your team scored 9 and the other team 0! Cheer up you Miserable Bastard! For the record, her
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